Deep Fried Puppies

Here at DFP, we only consider the most important, most sophisticated areas of news and current events. In that vein, I announce

THE TWILIGHT SAGA IS A COMMIE PLOT!

http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=ZTFiZjE2NTBlMWQyMjExOTAyOWNmOWJiN2U5NDJlZGI=

In proof, I present the following.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001654/

Thank you, citizen. That is all.

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