Deep Fried Puppies

Now, I may not be a fancy stamp collector, but I think there might be something wrong here…

The disappearing car door is just plain awesome. I want one. You want one too, don’t lie. We gotta buy stock in this.

Finally, clinical proof. Girls have cooties.

This. Go read it. Right now. It’s about nine lines long. Come back when you’re done.

I’m baffled. This actually happened. In “modern” America, a school teacher got fired for WIZARDRY! The substitute was disappearing a tooth pick in front of a bunch of middle schoolers. For once the teacher wasn’t porking one, there was no pornography or hazing involved. No. He disappeared a tooth pick. Have we sunk so low? Are people really that dumb?

Submitted for the weekly Dumbass Awards.

Another few words on superheroes. First of all, I think we can all agree the coolest superpower, that isn’t something like absolute control over everything or infinite money, is flight. This guy deserves it. That, ladies and gentlemen, is what real heroes do. We know him to be one by his actions.

In fact, he even has an arch nemesis. Some bastard so callous, so unfeeling, so twisted and evil, that he cares about nothing more than his own amusements. Truly a villian worthy of four-color fame.

Continuing the trend of British superheroes, this guy is apparently the living incarnation of Bruce Willis’ character from unbreakable. His only weakness? Backpacks. Other than that, he’s good.