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March 1st, 2010 Miashara Posted in Things Literary No Comments »

Xkcd, very funny. Sex dice.

Anyway, weather here is annoying. We finally got some snow, but it never sank down past the higher mountains. I took a bunch of pictures, and will disseminate to anyone who cares upon coming home. In the mean time, stuff is pretty normal.

Now, I bought and read both of the new Thomas Covenant books. I was leery of them for a while, because I don’t like Linden as a main character as much. The first two series were such amazingly good reads that I didn’t want to read more for fear of being disappointed. I worried that later sequels would erode the arete of the first first. Ultimately concluding that was foolish of me, I read them anyway. Besides, I had time on my hands.

First of all, they got a little over packed with outside forces. Everyone from any of the previous books makes an appearance. Meaning groups, not specific characters mind you. You’ve got Haruchai, giants, look, I mean everyone. It gets over packed. But the books also delve into the history of the Land, which I’ve always wanted a bit more of. Donaldson does an excellent job of implying that there have been great epics in the time before the TC Chronicles, and I’ve always been really curious about them.

In the final chronicles, he introduces them a bit, but does it in his normal narrative voice. That was what made it difficult for me to read Tolkien’s old myths. I like myths, but I want them to be narrative, not exposition. Anyway, people arrive, things happen, the Land is still a fascinating world.

While I’m not sure I like the events that transpire at the very end of book two, I certainly find myself disliking virtually every non-heroic character. They’re all a bunch of selfish assholes. Very disappointing. They’re all wondering why no one listens to their edicts and commands, but honestly if I was interacting with them with the power Linden’s packing, I’d start killing people right quick. That being said, the narrative follows Linden very closely, without wandering off into the annoying supporting cast like the wheel of time books (Which may have a movie coming soon, BTW) which is what Jordan did that irritated me so much.

Donaldson does not skimp on vocab. I like it, don’t get me wrong, but often I find myself wishing I could read near net access or with an unabridged dictionary. He uses all these awesome old words that elicit vivid images via context, but I’ve never heard of a lot of them. Ultimately, still worth a read. Not up to the standard of the Illearth War perhaps, but still good fantasy. On par with the second chronicles.

Those first books are amazing though. Lord Foul’s Bane is good, but once Donaldson gets his stride in the Illearth War and The Power That Preserves, whoobadity whoo. (That’s one of those vocab words, you know.)

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Laws and Letters

October 20th, 2009 Miashara Posted in Things Literary No Comments »

Let it be known that as Jeddak, I ordain the following law. From now on, the plural of “ninja” is “ninjae.” Disobey me at your own danger. I have spoken.

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First Beach Vid

August 16th, 2009 Edereth Posted in Dumbass, Laughable, Legendary, Things Literary, days and nights of pain No Comments »

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This video is for Stubborne, but I figured everyone can enjoy it. For the people stuck somewhere where boredom reigns, maybe it’ll provide a sliver of amusement.

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Life

July 11th, 2009 Miashara Posted in Things Literary, pizza 3 Comments »

So basically my life consists of long periods of staggering boredom, punctuated by steadily increasing suck to a pinnacle of several seconds of sharp, violent excitement suffixed by another long sucky descent into boredom. Do not underestimate the boredom. It’s incredible. It gives me plenty of time to contemplate the amazing lack of realism in Hollywood, in some cases exacerbated by the very desire for realism they espouse. Movie explosions are terrible, as I’ve mentioned before, but that’s not the issue. It’s the subtle nuances of events that stop the tension, and force out of immersion, even while one is immersed. It’s hearing detonations while you’re in the shower and having to make a split second choice whether you’re going to haul ass to the bunker with aforementioned ass exposed, or risk several seconds to throw on pants. It’s knowing whichever way you chose, you’ll second guess yourself for it later.

I just saw “In Bruges” which was amazing. It has a plot, plot necessitated action, surprisingly good acting, and midgets. Plot necessary midgets, at that. I may have to forgive Collin Ferrell for Alexander, or at least retract the hit. Very good dialogue that I’d put on par with Pulp Fiction. There’s a similar recursive mockery of the events that in no way undermines the seriousness of those events. The movie takes itself as seriously as death, but includes the way people make fun of that. Very good movie. I give it one Quentin Tarantino, or perhaps an low-fat Equilibrium

Other things I’ve seen recently are the Fast and Furious series, which were terrible. They’re exactly as bad as one expects. To be honest, if you like such things, they’re exactly as good as one would expect too. No surprises. I’ve also been watching Warren Miller flicks. Those get better as they go on, as production values are very important to ski porn. The first few clearly don’t have much of a budget, and show people doing little things that are impressive, but not for the sake of spectacle. The later episodes can capture the incredible runs better.

Another thing that I’ve been noticing in movies is conflict. Take a movie like Pirates of the Carribean, the first one. Every scene has clearly evident conflict between characters. The conflict is inherent to their characterizations, and doesn’t come across as forced. Compare that to Fast and Furious, which clearly has no reason for half the people to do what they’re doing, but someone added conflict with the same slap-dash approach as a Steven Segal flick adds fighting. I suppose the difference is called “good writing” or “a script” but sometimes even that isn’t necessary. Casablanca was written piecemeal, writers brainstorming the night before about what scenes they were going to shoot the next day. That being said, F&F is about cars driving fast, so perhaps it shouldn’t even be in this discussion. There is something inherently interesting about cars crashing and things exploding, even if the explosions are black powder pushing charges behind bags, or occasionally drums, of diesel. But they lack the honesty of a Warren Miller production, which has no story, no real characters or dialogue, and gives you exactly what you want: movies about skiing so you can live vicariously while you’re stuck in a furnace behind the back door of nowhere. Iron Man, and I admit I lowered myself to watching it, I’m not proud, I’m bored, tried to stick to the right side of the chasm, but overloaded me with transparent politics rammed down my throat. Maybe Hollywood really does think that the zeitgeist is 1960s era Berkley the world over. Maybe they just want to sell that so peer pressure makes it a self-fulfilling prophecy. Maybe I’m too sensitive to such things. But come one, must the one sided politics be that blatant? Can you at least be discrete about it?

I’m reading this book on goals, motivation, and conflict which entitled that, only with more capitalization. I’m beginning to see the more technical side of writing, and why the Middle Earth game worked so much better than Carcosa. It wasn’t just time and energy, though we all had more of those in the first one, but the NPCs were easier for the PCs to riff off, and vice versa. The conflict wasn’t so one dimensional. And as ridiculous as it may sound, Balrogs aren’t as overpowered as the Princes of Wilno. They weren’t. You could do things with them. Things that the PCs could manage easily, as opposed to necessitating incredibly complex schemes that no one could hold in their head when we met to run the game for a week every few months. It’s hard to tell if maybe Carcosa would have worked out if we’d had more time, but that may be an exercise in hypotheticals that is about as productive as me building a character I want to play in any game ever.

And while I’m on my soap box about that, my PbP game died. I knew it. I got to play a lunatic, and was actually trying to explore some psychology. I’d even managed to get the balance of the game down to the point me waxing philosophical about the Id moved the plot along. The damn character’s name was Sigmund and I got to spout about psychology! Symbelin, I now know your pain about dragons.

I want very badly to write a small-scope character driven story. I don’t want to write about the fate of the world. That’s a crutch to add urgency. I want something small, but necessary between the people. Maybe I should have taken an English class in college that wasn’t “General Education: Literature for Science Majors.” Screw it, I’m getting a masters in creative writing, going to move to Oregon and wear Berkenstocks 365d/y, and start listening to the ‘Dead. But only if I can keep reading xkcd.

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The Green Monster

April 18th, 2009 Miashara Posted in Things Literary, beverages No Comments »

Been drinking the Green Monster for a few hours now. That shit’s ridiculous. Makes you feel like the world’s on fire and you’re bathing in diesel. Tasty, though. Very tasty. By this point I’m not even twisted. My world view is simply skewed sideways. Soon I will be seeing the gremlins.

Anyway, I’m sitting back and going through my pictures directory. Honestly, the vast majority of it is boring as all get out. I’ve got some really awesome shots of ski runs with clouds at the base of the mountain, but unless you know the scene you won’t care. Yes, Mia. That’s an amazing picture of white. I see there’s a bit of green to the left. Fascinating. End Sarcasm. But they’re awesome to me. I remember a lot of runs. Some black and white shots remind me of riding across ten feet of base and seeing the tops of stubby pines protruding from the snow to be skied over or around. Over is more fun, but a little scary. I mean, if that pine is more resilient then it looks or taller then a brief guess implies, straddling it at high rates of speed may lead to a class four catastrophe. You all know what I’m talking about.

Anyway, I’ve been viewing the Xbox Achievement Generator which is stupid but fun. “You have won fifty gold!” “You have picked up a hundred rocks!” “You have changed your oil!” “You are hungry!” The one I want to get but can’t is, “You’ve sat through your entire playlist!” meaning I’ve listened to every song on my HD. Oh, I’ve done it, but never continuously. I think by this point it would take me a month or so.

A while ago I read a book called A Secret History. (by Donna Tartt) Perhaps one of the most tense books I’ve ever read. The best part of it was the way the action was driven by an extremely low body count. It showed an amazing level of finesse. Been thinking about that a lot recently.

Anyway, off and about. Things to do.

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