Deep Fried Puppies

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We had some hosting issues and the site was down for a few days this past week. But we are now back and better than ever. Apologies to anyone who was adversely affected by the lack of frying puppy noises in the background while surfing the web. If you complain extra hard, we may feel very sorry for you and send you a do-it-yourself puppy frying kit. Or not.

Find me something wrong with this story. Hint: think about it.

Is now settled. Questions? I didn’t think so.

The disappearing car door is just plain awesome. I want one. You want one too, don’t lie. We gotta buy stock in this.